hazie at wettyblanket.blogspot.com

15. TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. ("Too hard to type with paws!")
14. Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.
13. SIT and STAY were hard enough; DELETE and SAVE are out of the question!
12. Saliva coated floppy disks refuse to work.
11. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
10. Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging.
9. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
8. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that virtual Frisbee.
7. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
6. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
5. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear, "You've Got Mail."
4. Too difficult to "mark" every web site they visit.
3. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
1. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98.

posted by hazie @ 11:38:00 am