hazie at wettyblanket.blogspot.com

of sex and spring onions.

heard from didi about that silly NYP girl Tammy and her 'released' sex video that circulated for download online and in emails.
i hope the guy ends up in changi chalet for fucking her shit-hole. ((sorry about the language. this thing i find sooo stupid i cannot help my words))

alamak, for god's sake. all the hype!
it's just a sex video.
it's cannot even come close to being called the SG version of the Paris Hilton sex tape.
((actually i dunno this, i never watch the video. but i saw how the girl and the guy looks like. and i'm like.. ERRRrrr.))

why the rush to find the video and download?
is it that singapore is too boring?
i'm a good girl, i don't go clubbing.
but i've heard what happens in those places.
and i've seen what it does to my bf's sister.
so if u wan some excitement, there not enough meh?

*sighhh*
how can anybody be sooo stupid to take a video of themselves ON A FUCKING HANDPHONE having sex?
especially when u know you are fugly and careless. and your bf is doing ILLEGAL shit.

anw.. sometimes i read xiaxue's for fun.
lately i dont find it so fun already.
that girl is pretty screwed inside and out.
i am so sure she has mistaken spring onions for parsley ((go see!)).
i refuse to believe that as an afsn student i have mistaken parsley for spring onion.
and she's got crazy views man.

so what if u doll yourself up with fake lashes and all?
imagine with your artificial beauty u score a man,
and to his horror, on your wedding nite, and after all the passionate fondling, grasping and kissing and *bleeep bleep bleep bip* the lashes fall out and your eyeshadow is gone and your hair a tangled mass.. and he sees how fugly u are.. and he leaves u ((this is kinda exaggerating. but there's an element of truth to it, no?))..

so silly la!
you think you can doll yourself up lidat for like, the next 60 years? *rolls eyes*
why do i get a feeling that she'd either remain single forever or have a pretty disastrous lovelife ((if you can even consider it 'love'.. )).

but still, i envy her body la.
if i had that body.. whee.
i wouldn't know what to do with it. :p


anddd... please do >> THIS for meeee! ((thanks andrian for pointing this out. it's really something!))

posted by hazie @ 11:18:00 pm